Day -1
The camp is restless, we know that tomorrow we begin our trek into the unknown lands of dearkest Inebria. Sir Nicholas has secluded himself in his tent to update his journals. No one knows where Punjabi Dave and Captain Park have gotten to, no doubt shacking up with dusky native beauties or organising an illegal betting ring.
I have been consulting the few maps that A.R.S.E has of this area and I must admit that I am at a loss. From Base Camp Clarence, we shall strike out and push back the veil from this rich and verdant land.
Onward my fellow explorers!
July 28 2005, 22:58:33 UTC 6 years ago
I have not yet managed to plot our ascent, sorry DEscent, but I intend to set out on tiume nonetheless. Progress waits for no man, not even a British one!
July 28 2005, 23:20:54 UTC 6 years ago
The Sherpa reports
There is a party on tomorrow evening as well that I feel we should make towards...